Ritziculous

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owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

WAT

dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

ihaveanarmarda:

violettevirus:

the-sea-is-free:

this—too—shall—pass:

deathagainstthelights:

all-that-sheeran:

people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….

this is the blog im giving out now.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR

This is BRILLIANT

riddlemetom:

When the Harry Potter movies came to an end:

When Twilight comes to an end:

the only sad part about twilight ending is that it’s also the end of Robs continuous and hilarious hatred for it

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

a-past-to-overwrite:

Reasons I hate summer:

• it’s hot so I sweat a lot
• it’s hot and I want to wear short but MY THIGHS OMG
• it’s hot and people expect you to go outside
• it’s hot and I get a sunburn
• it’s hot

egg-rolls:

cats are so hardcore like hey i love you a lot so i killed this other animal for you here u go

actually cats don’t give you dead animals because they love you; it’s a sign of condescension. they’re basically saying “you can’t hunt for shit, so i did your hunting for you. there you go, pussy.” 

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

ronystart:

do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”