Ritziculous

lady-whovian: okayamelia: m-chi: It’s time to take your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:37:46 -0400

lady-whovian:

okayamelia:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

oh

how about no

THIS IS NOT OKAY

casbutt-butt: can I just…

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:34:23 -0400

casbutt-butt:

can I just…

ohmyharryfuckingpotter: life-is-short-talk-fast: HARRY POTTER...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:33:00 -0400

ohmyharryfuckingpotter:

life-is-short-talk-fast:

HARRY POTTER FAN. JUST PRESS PLAY

That moment when your face just lights up and you smile uncontrollably.

^ accurate

petermorwood: Todd Lockwood’s amazing animations of dragons in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:15:36 -0400

petermorwood:

Todd Lockwood’s amazing animations of dragons in flight. The red dragon is conventional - if any dragon can be considered conventional - but the gold dragon with that extraordinary wing and helix-ripple, not at all…

ansze: mamaumbridge: #I accidentally ate all the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:09:35 -0400

ansze:

mamaumbridge:

#I accidentally ate all the souls

May I present to you, a baby in a trenchcoat.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:08:14 -0400

monomi045: The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:04:09 -0400

monomi045:

The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just

and then

benedictatorship: vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:55:47 -0400

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun

is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here

No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door

"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ＴｈｅＣｏｌｏｓｓａｌＰｉｌｌａｒｏｆＷａｓｐＥｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

benedictatorship:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

OHMYGOD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Pepper Potts Saving the say Like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:52:21 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Pepper Potts

Saving the say

Like the BAMF she is :D

forsciencejohn: hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:31 -0400

forsciencejohn:

hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!

iguanamouth: iguanamouth: people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:50:46 -0400

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better

llook at this

wheres your hfufcking HEAD

i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all

the-absolute-funniest-posts: niknak79: So young. So honest.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:49:13 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:43:39 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

ofyourshadow: So you’ve got a new business? || Iron Busts...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:35:44 -0400

ofyourshadow:

So you’ve got a new business? || Iron Busts (x)

Reblog if you consider Eleven your Doctor.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:34:42 -0400

onginalmaz:

I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.

For Nine.

For Ten.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:34:14 -0400

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:32:59 -0400

heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:51:20 -0400

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

jerzyreppa: kein-bisschen-perfektion: havvoc: overreacti0n: r...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:43:47 -0400

jerzyreppa:

kein-bisschen-perfektion:

havvoc:

overreacti0n:

rainbowsaola:

absolutely-endless:

here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog

i didn’t realize how much me and my blog needed this until i saw it

lmfao you can’t not reblog this

OMFG ITS TRANSPARENT 5EVER REBLOG

omfg i watched this about 2 minutes

Best one!

david-john-mcdonald: dr-napkin-face: if I ever stop...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:41:37 -0400

david-john-mcdonald:

dr-napkin-face:

if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.